OBROLAN PEJABAT

Ada pejabat Indonesia berkunjung ke Amerika n bertamu ke rumah pejabat Amerika.
 Indonesia :"Rumah elo bagus banget boss!! Gaji elo kan ga segede gini, gimana lo bisa bangun rumah sebagus ini?"
Amerika :"Ikut gua ke balkon. Liat tuh jembatan (nunjuk jembatan)"
Indonesia :"Emang napa tuh jembatan boss?"
Amerika :"10% dana tuh jembatan masuk ke kantong gua boss, makanya gua bisa bangun rumah keren kayak gini."
 Sebulan kemudian gantian pejabat Amerika yg dateng ke tempat si pejabat Indonesia.
 Amerika kaget :"Gila rumah elo bagus banget padahal gaji elo kan lebih kecil dari gua"
Indonesia :"Mau tau? ikut gua ke balkon. Liat tuh bendungan!! "
Amerika bingung,:"Mana bendungannya? "
Indonesia :"Emang kaga ada, kan dana bendungannya masuk kantong gua semua,jadi kaga gua bangun".

Bawahan sedikit

3 orang profesor dari AS, Jerman dan Indonesia mengadakan conference teknologi di Bali, mereka menceritakan hasil penelitian terbaru mereka.
 AS : Di negara saya pesawat terbang udah dapat mencapai ketinggian sama dengan matahari.
Jerman + indo : Ah...masaa...??? AS : Hee...he..dibawah-bawah itu sedikit...
Jerman + Indo : Oooo...gitu....mmmm Jerman :
Di negara saya mobil udah bisa lari dengan kecepatan 100 km/mnt
AS+ Indo : Hahh..masa'....iya...???
 Jerman : Hee...dibawah-bawah itu sedikit...
AS + Indo : Ooo..hmmm...iya... ya
 Indonesia: Di Indonesia seorang wanita dapat melahirkan dari lubang pusarnya...
AS + Jerman : Hahh...gile...yang benar....!!!
Indonesia: emmm...dibawah-bawah itu sedikit....

Obsesi Penyanyi

Seorang dokter kaget ketika masuk halaman belakang sebuah rumah sakit jiwa , karena dia mendengar ada orang bernyanyi. Setelah dia cari ternyata suara seorang pasien rumah sakit jiwa tersebut. Cuma anehnya, si pasien menyanyikannya dengan tidur telentang. Dengan heran sang dokter terus mengamati pasien tersebut. Dia berpikir, sepertinya si pasien sudah sembuh. Lebih kaget lagi, kemudian pasien tersebut tengkurap dan menyanyikan lagu yang lain.
 Karena penasaran, dokter menghampiri sang pasien dan bertanya, "Hai, mengapa kamu tadi menyanyi dengan tidur telentang dan sekarang tengkurap?"
 Dengan kalem si pasien menjawab, "Ya Dok, karena tadi side A , sekarang side B."

Bahasa Inggris Bisnis

2. CHOOSE THE CORRECT ANSWER!

1.The employees responsible for carrying out general office duties, filling in forms and keeping statistics are...
a   clerks       b   accountants       c   supervisors
2.The employees who sell a company's products are the sales representatives, usually known as ………..
a   vendors       b   renters       c   reps
3.The employees who decide what to purchase, and who make the purchases of  finished goods or components to be  made into goods, are the ………..
a   choosers       b   procurers       c   buyers
4. The employees who are responsible for seeing that the finished goods are well made are the
a   packers       b   quality controllers       c   financial staff
5. The clerical workers who use typewriters or word processors and who produce letters, memos or othe documents, are ...........
a   secretaries       b   editors       c   copywriters
6. The employees who check a company's financial affairs are the ............
a   statisticians       b   accountants       c   counters
7.The employees who are responsible for preparing checks, pay packets and pay slips are the ............
a   wages clerks       b   filing clerks       c   paying clerks
8. The workers who process data, under the control of managers and supervisors, are the computer …….
a   hackers       b   operators       c   screeners
9.The person who greets a visitor and tells him or her how to get to the right office is the ..........
a   manager       b   president       c   receptionist
10. The employees who deal with a company's telephone calls are the
a   VDU operators       b   telex operators c   switchboard operators
11.The Board of ......is responsible for deciding on and controlling the strategy of a corporation or company.
a   Workers       b   Directors       c   Control
12. Small businesses depend on investors providing ………capital.
a   venture       b   individual       c   cooperative
13. Investors are influenced by the projected ………. on their capital.
a   market       b   return       c   rate
14. The capital needed to run a business is provided by ...........
a   gain       b   risk       c   investment
15. Rent and rates, which do not change as turnover volume changes, make up the .......costs of a company.
a   fixed       b   contribution       c   variable

Bahasa Inggris Bisnis 01

 1.       CHOOSING FROM THE WORDS IN THE BOX!

a.       information	a.       chips	h. WYSIWYG	k. controls
b.       processing	b.       RAM	i.    graphics	l.    systems
c.        load	i.         ROM	j.    bugs	m.  scroll
d.       files

1.       Problems in programs are caused by………

2.       Silicon..................... contain a set of integrated circuits, reduced to a very small size.

3.       Obtaining..................... is done by…………… data.

4.       Software produces images which can appear on the screen as………………

5.       Memory that is permanent, cannot be written to, and can only be read, is …………..

6.       Memory into which information can be loaded and from which data can be read, is……………

7.       Operators.................... into the computer's memory a program that they want to use.

8.       Analysing ways of doing things, and of improving them, is done by…………… analysts.

9.       "What you see is what you get" explains....................

10.    A single disk can contain a large number of different...................

11.    ....................   can carry out instructions or operations when certain conditions occur.

12.    The operators.................... lines of text up the screen, so that a new line appears at the bottom and the top line disappears.

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